Drama

The Drama page is divided into two sections, ‘Stage Comedies’ and ‘Stage Tragedies’. Most plays of each type are designed for small touring and amateur casts, with minimal sets.  They should also work well for playreading groups.  For all purposes, full FX and soundtracks can be provided.  Commercial performance rights: mail@jclamb.com.  There are five comedies and three tragedies, as below.

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And both in English and Spanish

Comedy

SAKI

A dramatization of some of the most popular and witty short stories by the effete Edwardian writer H.H.Munro (‘Saki’), who died on the Somme. For three or more actors or readers, lasts 35 minutes.

THE GOLD MINE

A comedy for miming and dancing to 1930’s music about the rush to acquire art treasures unwittingly owned by a poor rural family. For four male and three female actors. Lasts 90 minutes with one interval or blackout.

SHE STOOPS TO CONQUER

An adaptation of Britain’s longest-loved sitcom, in which a visiting suitor mistakes his beloved’s crusty old father for an innkeeper. For two male and two female actors. Lasts around 70 minutes with no interval.

THE RIVALS

An adaptation of English literature’s best-known comedy, with Mrs Malaprop presiding over the mistaken identities of lovers in 18-century Bath.

PROMPT COPY

A 60-minute revue loosely based on the audience mobile phone conversations that interrupt a lecture about whether Thomas Hardy was Jack the Ripper. Requires no set and little or no script-learning, can be put on at short notice.

Tragedy

THE DRAMA OF THE RIVER PLATE

A 60-minute stage play with no set, for three male actors and one female voice, about the last days of the heroic captain of the Graf Spee.

THE FEATHER PILLOW

An 80-minute multi-media account of the sinister life and stories of South America’s most famous horror story writer, Horacio Quiroga, for four or more actors.  Not for children.

QUINTIN’S HILL

A 40-minute play for three male voices about the UK’s worst train crash, on the Scottish borders at dawn in May 1915.

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“Life kills.” – JCL

Apart from that quote, here are the prices for items for sale on this site, plus VAT and p&p at cost.  All the books are first editions, and can be signed, dedicated and sent as gifts.  The Ugly Baby and Speaky Stuff are available immediately in the UK, other items from June 2025.

Peculiar Poems.  Very rare.   82 pages, cardboard covers, published in Bucharest in 1990 by Editura Babel, and printed by the Bucharest University Press.  ISBN 973-48-1003-0.  This was one of the first books to be published after the Romanian Revolution of December 1989.  Good condition but some slight mottling to end pages. 21 copies left from a run of 100.  £50.

The Ugly Baby.  Soft covers, 385 pages.  Published by Ediciones Trilce for Poor Tree Press and printed by Gráfica Don Bosco in Montevideo in 2007.  ISBN 978-9974-32-443-5.  Compendium volume containing the poems from nine self-published booklets, now unavailable: Peculiar Poems, Crispy Postmen, Love-Making in the Home, Why Dogs Hate Croquet, How to Hug, The Lord’s Tears, Snoud and Rufy, Shaggy Doggerel and the Coolibah Tree.  Illustrated by the author.  About 200 copies left from a run of 1000.  £20.

Speaky Stuff. Soft covers, 334 pages.  Published in 2023 by Mastergraf of Montevideo, ISBN 978-9915-411-9-4. Contains 65 comedy performance pieces for speeches, shows and auditions, and three stage comedies with manageable casts for touring and amdram groups. Illustrated by the author.  About 180 copies left from a run of 300.  £15.

Backgammon checkers in stainless steel and hide (to customer’s colour specification) or beech and Patagonian rosewood. Tournament size, 44mm x 10mm.  £6 each.

Doubleyou (W) dice game, using leather and hardwood. Includes dice, cube and shaker.  £29.

Clockapult delayed action sucker dart catapult/games timer.  £19.

Montevideo free-standing croquet hoops. Not currently in production, seeking UK manufacturer, would take small commission.